Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Think of the Person You Know Who Misses Downton Abbey The Most...

It's here...



Well, almost.

I am working my way through the final proof, but it (the proof) is so near to what the reading public will be offered that I feel I can ask for reviews from, well, some of you.

I have self-published this book, which is called, Up, Back, and Away, as you can see, or will publish it in just a few more days.  If you want, I'll bore you with all the details about why I decided to go that route.  In the meantime, it is part of a self-publisher's lot to stand around waving her arms and asking for people to look at her book.  So, here I am waving - not drowning (at least not yet) - but definitely waving.

I need some reviews people.  I hope they'll be good, but I know I'll have to take what comes.  In keeping with the time honored tradition of soliciting book reviews,  reviewers get free copies.  That's right, starting now and for the next two weeks (at least), I will send a FREE PDF copy of the book to anyone who tells me they'll review it.  I am not real picky about where the review might appear so long as its public: Amazon (where the book will soon be for sale as a paperback at $14.99 and an ebook at $7.99 - you won't be able to post a review until the book appears on the site, but you can get drafting), Goodreads (I think that will have to wait as well til the book is published), a book blog, a regular blog, a print publication.  I have some paperback proofs available right now and I will send those for the asking (also free) as long as they hold out.  I will be getting additional review copies down the road but it will be a few weeks.  If you want to review it but want to wait until I can sent a paperback, let me know.

All I ask is that readers start with at least a modicum of good will and agree to judge the book on its merit.  (Or lack thereof, I suppose, if that is the verdict).   Having moved my publication date more than the last checker at the end of a long game, I am now aiming for April 18.

So, please - hold up your hand.  Don't be shy.  I am honored by your interest if you have read this far.
Just send me an email (use the contact info over there or leave me a comment).  If you aren't interested yourself, but have a friend/colleague/kid/family member who might be interested (see aforementioned reference to bereft fans of Downton Abbey), let me know, or let them know to stop by here.  Leave a comment or send me an email (kimvelk@aol.com).

Oh - and, about the book!   Here's a little summary:

As the only child of wealthy parents, fifteen-year-old Miles McTavish appears destined for a life of trust-funded ease (and inconsequence). All that changes, however, the day he is summoned to the hospital bed of his friend, Professor Davies. The Professor tells Miles that he is to travel (on a vintage three-speed English bicycle) across the sea to England and back in time to 1928. There, he is to find "a girl with a gift, a girl born out of her time," and a "secret that was not meant to be," and then return home with them both. In addition to securing the future of "the girl"; a housemaid meant for greatness in contemporary America, Miles discovers his own capacity for resourcefulness and gallantry. His quest carries him from an English great house to London's jazz-age cabarets, and from terrified boy to heroic young man.

It's a bit of a throwback. There is little violence (a street brawl) and no sex (maybe a little sexual tension), and not even any swearing that I can think of.  I have characterized it as A Wrinkle in Time meets Captains Courageous.  It's 343 printed pages.

You can talk, right?  You can read? Type?  Use Google?  You're perfect!  Welcome tastemaker!  Hit that contact me button or leave a comment and we'll put this together.


Saturday, March 23, 2013

Tobies Search for Signs of Spring



Twice last week, as I was driving home, a DJ came on my favorite station to say, "Yeah, more snow!"  I'm paraphrasing, but I wanted to throttle her.  She proceeded, in what was supposed to be a forecast and not an editorial, to wish for five feet of snow and nine months of winter.  I am considering writing a letter of complaint to the station manager.  The kids had a snow day on Tuesday this week while a foot of snow fell.  (I had to drive about 60 miles that day).

We had a day or two of sun after that, it gave a certain cast of springtime light that lit up my cheerful Toby jugs and gave us a little hope. (See above). The Tobies always look happy (well, they do drink) but this morning this is scene that greets them and me outside my home office window:


Another two inches fell overnight.  As I was typing this, the snowplow guy came and cleared our driveway.

The sun is supposed to come out later today. I hope the mud that comes next will not swallow my car.
Sometimes it's hard to hold on to that sense of superiority that we generally enjoy in northern New England.

Thursday, March 07, 2013

My New Dog


Actually, my new little painting of a dog.

I like oil paintings but I can't afford to buy many.  This little guy (girl?) is on artist's board and just about the size of CD cover.  He's by an artist called Colette Davis (who said I could post his image here) and I found him while killing time on ebay.  Anyway, I was quite taken with this and by Colette's other work, which I found at her Etsy shop today.  So, just sharing.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Streetlight in Vermont


I was just sitting here at the Last House, minding my own business, watching American Pickers with Shackleton, when I looked out the window.  One of the oddities of our old farmhouse in the middle of nowhere is that we have a streetlight just outside.  Whusband planted these Walnut trees a couple of years ago and the best thing about them so far is the shadows they cast in the snow.  Bedtime!

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Beautiful English

I have neglected the ol' blog shamelessly lately.  In my defense, I have been devoting all my free time to finishing That BOOK - mentions of which have been tantalizingly sprinkled here from time to time.   It is in proof form now, and under the final scrutiny of a few readers, including me.  No one is giving it a free pass, including me.  Fingers crossed, release date will be within the next few weeks.  Here's a picture that is related to the story.  The picture is intended to tantalize further and to break up this long post.



Bet you're dying to find out what THAT's all about, aren't you?

Well, I will have the trumpeters up on the battlements and the banners, which are now being printed at the local UPS store, unfurled the very moment that you will be able to get your own copy.  The book is titled Up, Back, and Away, for your near-future reference.  (It had a different working title for the four and a half years of its gestation, but it occurred to me one night recently that I ought to check on whether anyone else had used MY title.  Two people had, and in the not very distant past.  You can't copyright a title but I didn't want to share and I am sure those who had already occupied that title's ground would feel the same).

In the meantime, when I am not editing and correcting my own writing, I am reading that of others.  When I read, I am after entertainment, uplift, wisdom and, whenever possible, Towering Genius.  That last criterion need not be met every moment and it's probably best that it isn't.  It would be like trying to live on lobster.  Still, I admire it so much when I see it that I am sometimes compelled to come here and share a passage or two.  I have done so over the years with bits pulled from  Siegfried Sassoon, Edith Wharton,  Thomas Hardy and Somerset Maugham.  Maybe I'll go back and tag those posts so those (very few) of you who might be interested can find them easily.  (And then, I have a book to finish so maybe that won't happen right away - you could find them without too much trouble in the search box.)

In the last week I have read a couple of essays by living Towering Geniuses.  If you follow along with literary goings-on, you probably have already heard about the Hilary Mantel essay in the London Review of Books, "Royal Bodies."  I have long admired Hilary Mantel, without giving her my heart.  That is, I am in awe of her writing, but she's almost too smart.  She's scary.  (I put A.S. Byatt in this camp as well.  Geniuses who are not natural smilers).  My esteem for Mantel's virtuoso powers was just elevated to new heights AND I also warmed to her after reading this essay.

If you're not up for the whole thing right now (it's longish and not all easy sledding), here's a little excerpt that I found particularly captivating.  It loses from being pulled from its context so I'll fill in just a bit.  Mantle is speaking here of a reception that she attended at Buckingham Palace, complete with an appearance by the Queen.  Mantel had discussed in an earlier (gorgeous) paragraph the strange world of the modern royals, who are always a sidelong glance away from the stacked chairs and other banal stage craft that accompanies their public occasions.



Now flunkeys were moving among us with trays and on them were canapés, and these snacks were the queen’s revenge. They were pieces of gristly meat on skewers. Let’s not put too fine a point on it: they were kebabs. It took some time to chew through one of them, and then the guests were left with the little sticks in their hands. They tried to give them back to the flunkeys, but the flunkeys smiled and sadly shook their heads, and moved away, so the guests had to carry on the evening holding them out, like children with sparklers on Guy Fawkes night.
At this point the evening became all too much for me. It was violently interesting. I went behind a sofa and sat on the floor and enjoyed the rest of the party that way, seeking privacy as my sympathies shifted. And as the guests ebbed away and the rooms emptied, I joined them, and on the threshold I looked back, and what I saw, placed precisely at the base of every pillar, was a forest of little sticks: gnawed and abandoned. So if the queen’s glance had swept the room, that is what she would have seen: what we had left in our wake. It was the stacking chairs all over again; the scaffolding of reality too nakedly displayed, the daylight let in on magic.

Of course it's a brilliantly expressed and very interesting deeper-meaning-of-it-all observation, but equal to the toothpicks, the image that struck me was of gnomish, little-and-big-all-at-once, Hilary Mantel sitting behind a sofa at Buckingham Palace.  I guess I'll have to love her for that.  Could it be true that she did such a thing?

My second wonderful encounter with a modern English-language maestro came just this morning.  I finally got around to glancing through the March 7 issue of the New York Review of Books.  (I know March 7 has not yet arrived, but the NYRB has already been fluttering around here for days).   Checking the table of contents this AM, I found that Michael Chabon had contributed an essay called "The Film Worlds of Wes Anderson."  I'm a big Wes Anderson fan, and I knew that I had heard of Michael Chabon - I must've seen his name in the NYRB and other places over the years.  (I believe I have had him confused with the actor Michael Gambon. I know, but that's how my brain works these days).   Anyway, I read the first few paragraphs and my jaw dropped.  The NYRB has made this bit publicly available on its website, along with the next few paragraphs.  After that you have to pay if you are not already a subscriber.  I think you'll find it worth the money.  Here is Mr. Chabon's opening on his Wes Anderson essay:



The world is so big, so complicated, so replete with marvels and surprises that it takes years for most people to begin to notice that it is, also, irretrievably broken. We call this period of research “childhood.”
There follows a program of renewed inquiry, often involuntary, into the nature and effects of mortality, entropy, heartbreak, violence, failure, cowardice, duplicity, cruelty, and grief; the researcher learns their histories, and their bitter lessons, by heart. Along the way, he or she discovers that the world has been broken for as long as anyone can remember, and struggles to reconcile this fact with the ache of cosmic nostalgia that arises, from time to time, in the researcher’s heart: an intimation of vanished glory, of lost wholeness, a memory of the world unbroken. We call the moment at which this ache first arises “adolescence.” The feeling haunts people all their lives.
I looked up Chabon at the front of the magazine immediately and learned he had recently published a book called Telegraph Avenue.  I'd heard of that, I realized. It made a big splash that I had only distantly registered. Of course now I am going to have to buy or borrow it.
OK.  That's all I have for you today.   I now face the melancholy task of going back to my own dim prose having stared at these bright lights a little too long. Oh well.  We can only do our best.
And, in case you were wondering, I don't really have any banners being printed up at the UPS store. Who would do that?  Maybe someone with the confidence to sit down behind a sofa in Buckingham Palace while the Queen of England was circulating.   I remain in active negotiation with the trumpeters, however.  Don't stay away too long.
Also, by the way, the banner today is a picture I took of my father on our recent trip to NYC.  We waited together in the freezing cold at the TCKTs booth in Time Square twice last month.  I think I snapped this picture right after we had secured tickets for "The Other Place"(q.v.)  Dad is the one who has subscribed to the NYRB for me for years.  I am glad he brought his hat on our trip.

Saturday, February 02, 2013

Yesterseason



My daughter took this picture in the front yard of the old farmhouse last summer.  Remember, summer?
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Thursday, January 31, 2013

Once We Were All Colonials

Once upon a time there was no United States of America and no Canada, just a lot of British North American colonials.  Funny about that.