|Do not be deceived...|
Here's what happened.
At lunchtime today I walked out from the Magesterium, where I work for the government. It was a hot day and breezy. I had forgotten my phone so I wasn't listening to music as I would normally do. I was enjoying the birds and glad for the wind which cut the heat a little.
There's a walking trail that passes behind the Magesterium. My fellow workers and members of the public are free to walk along this trail. It follows a river and through a corn field - actually a field of dirt just at the moment. The path terminates in the cemetery of the white clapboard church on Main Street.
The cemetery is old and pretty. It has tall trees and paved paths. It bristles with weathered obelisks. It has a tombstone that says "Lease" in big letters (q.v.). There's someone named "Almond Hills" buried with his head pointing at the Magesterium. There are many Moodys. There is one Holy Mary at the far edge, a wandering Catholic apparently. All food for thought and reflection.
|Here's one tombstone that caught my eye on a day when I wasn't bitten by a dog.|
As I left the corn field today and walked into the cemetery I saw two older gentleman getting water from a hose. The hose seems to be related to a community garden which occupies a small field at the nether end of the cemetery. (Not sure how I would feel about eating those vegetables).
|Not quite yet, thanks|
One of these was wearing a ball cap and shorts and was attentive to something in his hands, a phone I think. He looked like someone who'd lost his way from the betting window at a harness track.
The other was getting water from the hose or trying to. The water-getter looked like Dumbledore after a few rough years and a defrocking. He had a nice-looking dog on a rope leash. (The rope should have been a clue to me but I missed it on my first approach).
The dog barked as I came up out of the cornfield. Dumbledore was struggling with the leash and the hose. I was interested in the dog because it looked like a fox hound and I'm curious about those. It barked more so I stopped walking and waited for it to settle down. It stood and stared and barked.
I like dogs and until today I thought they all pretty much liked me. I gave dog and man a minute to compose themselves and then stepped forward, prepared to ask if the dog was a fox terrier as I passed. I didn't get to ask. The dog barked some more pulled away from Dumbledore and with one simple twisting maneuver was off the rope. I could see that it was going to slip out of its red collar and said, "He's getting out of his collar..." and in the next moment the dog had leapt up behind me and bit me on the ass.
Dumbledore managed to grab him straightaway.
"Did he bite you?!" he asked.
"Yes." I said. I couldn't quite believe it.
"I've only had him two days," Dumbledore said. "He loves people when he gets to know them. He's a rescue dog. Blah Blah."
It's surprisingly awkward to be bitten by a dog while the owner is watching. I ventured one discreet pass of my hand over my bum. The dog hadn't gotten through the fabric of my stretchy pants. Had he drawn blood?I wasn't about to do a lot of probing - any probing at all in fact. My ass hurt. It hurts now as I sit here in my surplus office chair at home telling you about this. I had the presence of mind to ask if the dog had its shots. Race track bettor looked up and said "yes."
I kept walking. I think Dumbledore was still talking but I just walked.
I'm a lawyer and I've worked with law enforcement for years. I decided about 10 seconds after the bite that I wasn't going to make a thing about it - except maybe as a story for my coworkers and you all. It was too minor. Anyway, I had no way to make such a report without another half hour of walking by which time the three culprits would have vanished. I also knew exactly what would happen if I did. The cops would want to see my injury...
I was thinking how every dog gets one free bite as I walked past Almond Hills and all those Moodys. This means, of course, that until a dog bites someone the owner doesn't know if it might be dangerous. After that first bite, though... It's a handy, weary metaphor for lots of shabby human behavior. I suspect from the way Dumbledore was struggling with that leash that the fox hound was a known trouble maker. Of course it wasn't the dog's fault he'd been brought on a rope to a graveyard where he had no business being. If Dumbledore wasn't on notice before, he is now.