Thursday, February 21, 2013

Beautiful English

I have neglected the ol' blog shamelessly lately.  In my defense, I have been devoting all my free time to finishing That BOOK - mentions of which have been tantalizingly sprinkled here from time to time.   It is in proof form now, and under the final scrutiny of a few readers, including me.  No one is giving it a free pass, including me.  Fingers crossed, release date will be within the next few weeks.  Here's a picture that is related to the story.  The picture is intended to tantalize further and to break up this long post.



Bet you're dying to find out what THAT's all about, aren't you?

Well, I will have the trumpeters up on the battlements and the banners, which are now being printed at the local UPS store, unfurled the very moment that you will be able to get your own copy.  The book is titled Up, Back, and Away, for your near-future reference.  (It had a different working title for the four and a half years of its gestation, but it occurred to me one night recently that I ought to check on whether anyone else had used MY title.  Two people had, and in the not very distant past.  You can't copyright a title but I didn't want to share and I am sure those who had already occupied that title's ground would feel the same).

In the meantime, when I am not editing and correcting my own writing, I am reading that of others.  When I read, I am after entertainment, uplift, wisdom and, whenever possible, Towering Genius.  That last criterion need not be met every moment and it's probably best that it isn't.  It would be like trying to live on lobster.  Still, I admire it so much when I see it that I am sometimes compelled to come here and share a passage or two.  I have done so over the years with bits pulled from  Siegfried Sassoon, Edith Wharton,  Thomas Hardy and Somerset Maugham.  Maybe I'll go back and tag those posts so those (very few) of you who might be interested can find them easily.  (And then, I have a book to finish so maybe that won't happen right away - you could find them without too much trouble in the search box.)

In the last week I have read a couple of essays by living Towering Geniuses.  If you follow along with literary goings-on, you probably have already heard about the Hilary Mantel essay in the London Review of Books, "Royal Bodies."  I have long admired Hilary Mantel, without giving her my heart.  That is, I am in awe of her writing, but she's almost too smart.  She's scary.  (I put A.S. Byatt in this camp as well.  Geniuses who are not natural smilers).  My esteem for Mantel's virtuoso powers was just elevated to new heights AND I also warmed to her after reading this essay.

If you're not up for the whole thing right now (it's longish and not all easy sledding), here's a little excerpt that I found particularly captivating.  It loses from being pulled from its context so I'll fill in just a bit.  Mantle is speaking here of a reception that she attended at Buckingham Palace, complete with an appearance by the Queen.  Mantel had discussed in an earlier (gorgeous) paragraph the strange world of the modern royals, who are always a sidelong glance away from the stacked chairs and other banal stage craft that accompanies their public occasions.



Now flunkeys were moving among us with trays and on them were canapés, and these snacks were the queen’s revenge. They were pieces of gristly meat on skewers. Let’s not put too fine a point on it: they were kebabs. It took some time to chew through one of them, and then the guests were left with the little sticks in their hands. They tried to give them back to the flunkeys, but the flunkeys smiled and sadly shook their heads, and moved away, so the guests had to carry on the evening holding them out, like children with sparklers on Guy Fawkes night.
At this point the evening became all too much for me. It was violently interesting. I went behind a sofa and sat on the floor and enjoyed the rest of the party that way, seeking privacy as my sympathies shifted. And as the guests ebbed away and the rooms emptied, I joined them, and on the threshold I looked back, and what I saw, placed precisely at the base of every pillar, was a forest of little sticks: gnawed and abandoned. So if the queen’s glance had swept the room, that is what she would have seen: what we had left in our wake. It was the stacking chairs all over again; the scaffolding of reality too nakedly displayed, the daylight let in on magic.

Of course it's a brilliantly expressed and very interesting deeper-meaning-of-it-all observation, but equal to the toothpicks, the image that struck me was of gnomish, little-and-big-all-at-once, Hilary Mantel sitting behind a sofa at Buckingham Palace.  I guess I'll have to love her for that.  Could it be true that she did such a thing?

My second wonderful encounter with a modern English-language maestro came just this morning.  I finally got around to glancing through the March 7 issue of the New York Review of Books.  (I know March 7 has not yet arrived, but the NYRB has already been fluttering around here for days).   Checking the table of contents this AM, I found that Michael Chabon had contributed an essay called "The Film Worlds of Wes Anderson."  I'm a big Wes Anderson fan, and I knew that I had heard of Michael Chabon - I must've seen his name in the NYRB and other places over the years.  (I believe I have had him confused with the actor Michael Gambon. I know, but that's how my brain works these days).   Anyway, I read the first few paragraphs and my jaw dropped.  The NYRB has made this bit publicly available on its website, along with the next few paragraphs.  After that you have to pay if you are not already a subscriber.  I think you'll find it worth the money.  Here is Mr. Chabon's opening on his Wes Anderson essay:



The world is so big, so complicated, so replete with marvels and surprises that it takes years for most people to begin to notice that it is, also, irretrievably broken. We call this period of research “childhood.”
There follows a program of renewed inquiry, often involuntary, into the nature and effects of mortality, entropy, heartbreak, violence, failure, cowardice, duplicity, cruelty, and grief; the researcher learns their histories, and their bitter lessons, by heart. Along the way, he or she discovers that the world has been broken for as long as anyone can remember, and struggles to reconcile this fact with the ache of cosmic nostalgia that arises, from time to time, in the researcher’s heart: an intimation of vanished glory, of lost wholeness, a memory of the world unbroken. We call the moment at which this ache first arises “adolescence.” The feeling haunts people all their lives.
I looked up Chabon at the front of the magazine immediately and learned he had recently published a book called Telegraph Avenue.  I'd heard of that, I realized. It made a big splash that I had only distantly registered. Of course now I am going to have to buy or borrow it.
OK.  That's all I have for you today.   I now face the melancholy task of going back to my own dim prose having stared at these bright lights a little too long. Oh well.  We can only do our best.
And, in case you were wondering, I don't really have any banners being printed up at the UPS store. Who would do that?  Maybe someone with the confidence to sit down behind a sofa in Buckingham Palace while the Queen of England was circulating.   I remain in active negotiation with the trumpeters, however.  Don't stay away too long.
Also, by the way, the banner today is a picture I took of my father on our recent trip to NYC.  We waited together in the freezing cold at the TCKTs booth in Time Square twice last month.  I think I snapped this picture right after we had secured tickets for "The Other Place"(q.v.)  Dad is the one who has subscribed to the NYRB for me for years.  I am glad he brought his hat on our trip.

Saturday, February 02, 2013

Yesterseason



My daughter took this picture in the front yard of the old farmhouse last summer.  Remember, summer?
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Thursday, January 31, 2013

Once We Were All Colonials

Once upon a time there was no United States of America and no Canada, just a lot of British North American colonials.  Funny about that.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Internet, Take Me Away!

I just checked Facebook, three times, and read through all the Tweets that came in while I was at work today.  That took about nine minutes.

People of my Internet, if you do not come up with something better and more of it, I am going to be forced to go "run" on my treadmill, and believe me, I am not in the mood.

So now you're asking, well, what have you done for us lately? Fair enough, a little quid pro quo may be in order.  What might I have for you?  Hmm.  This morning, I was moved to tears by a bit of Paradise Lost.  I was full of fine thoughts all the way to work as a result.  I could tell you which passage did the trick, but I think it will be more fun for you to guess.  Don't you? That way you can go read it yourself! I'll see you back here in, let's say, April?  (You wanted occupation, you got it).

I am reading PL in a copy of Milton's Collected Works that was printed in Boston in 1850.  I got the book for a few dollars at a library sale a couple of years ago.  It has leather covers, tiny type, and lovely, brown spotted, high cotton content paper.  There are a few engravings to enliven things.  Here's one.


Three different owners names written with fountain pen on the fly leaf.  (Not mine, yet).  It seems the right way to read Milton.  I dip in for a few verses here and there thinking that every line contains at least one excellent book title.  I read it out loud to myself.  It's like a spell.

I was also very pleased with myself on the evening that I realized that Milton was the Proto and the Ultra Fan Fiction writer, using all God's main characters and filling in their back stories and all the missing bits from the entire story of Creation.  I say ridiculous things (I think them more than I say them) about how grateful I am for the birthright of the English language but I mean it.  I really mean it.

All right.  I made some green tea that I forgot about while I stopped in here.  Tea and treadmill it is, unless one of you has posted something great on FB or one of the blogs I follow. Well? What are you waiting for?  I have obviously held up my end.

Monday, January 07, 2013

The Beauty of 8 Degrees Fahrenheit, and a Light Breeze

In the hour between getting to the bank and the town dump, and school dismissal, I went out for a walk on my snowshoes.  The town recreation path is conveniently located between the dump and the school and every nickel of our tax dollars is very well spent on it.  Don't you agree?





Thursday, January 03, 2013

Too Cool Shopping



I was catching up on back episodes of Portlandia as I took down the Christmas stuff today.  This was a highlight.  (You've seen this store, right?  I never have the nerve to face down the two girls or to look at their two shirts).

Monday, December 31, 2012

As the World Turns...


One last spin for 2012.  We are back up at the Last House after too long away for a very modest New Year's Eve celebration.  It will feature Italian Sparkling Wine Product at midnight.  Wooo hooo! The Infanta is off at her own New Year's Eve celebration, a sleep over with friends (one last first for 2012).  So it is just Whusband, Shackleton, Maisy and I.  No complaints though. The snow is fluffy and knee deep here and the world is all pewter and white.  A standing rib roast is in the oven, Maisy is under my feet (in the gap between the wing chair and the footstool).  A fine farewell to 2012 and best wishes to all for the year ahead.