Shackleton said at dinner last night.
Do you have a dollar?
In my purse.
OK. Put your hands on the table.
No the other way.
Yeah. Hold on.
[Shack comes back with two coffee mugs filled with water]
Now put the dollar on the table between your hands.
Make your hands as flat as you can.
[He balances the coffee mugs on my hands, very precariously, grabs the dollar and runs away].